Wishful Thinking

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The Internet echo chamber keeps on spitting out the same persistent rumor about In-N-Out’s upcoming 60th anniversary somehow belying an even more secret menu of dreamily discounted meals. The false details are as follows: On Oct. 22, the chain will rollback its prices to reflect simpler times, charging only a quarter for burgers and slashing everything else down to recession-ready levels, too. Corporate heads have been busy trying to debunk the rumor, but it hasn’t stopped some eaters from holding out hope for that old-time value. In related news, the National Debt Clock just ran out of digits.


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